I’m a grown adult, but I still can’t wrap my head around the idea that somebody wrote, sold, cast, animated, marketed, and distributed a movie about an alienated, disaffected bee trying to bang a human woman.


Very pleased to say that “Dead Man’s Party” will be published in January over at The Fiction Pool!

Excellent news!

“Toward the Banner of the King,” a King in Yellow homage, has found a home!  I’ve had my fingers crossed on this one for a while, and I just got a yes from the publisher I’d hoped–rather intensely–to place it with.

They do podcasts, which will be a first for one of my stories, and I cannot tell you how excited I am at the prospect of hearing this work put together as a spoken piece!

More details to follow once the publication date and narrator are finalized.

You know you’re in the Greater Tampa Area when the most popular hard-rock station you can actually pick up is playing an ad for a strip club’s guest performer, a lady who bills herself as Little Sassee Cassee, World’s Smallest Entertainer, at two o’clock in the afternoon.

You know you’ve come under the dire influence of the Greater Tampa Area when you catch yourself thinking, “Well, I’ve got nothing better to do tonight…”.